As every year at this time an endless sms go flying through the air looking for its addressee, some more fine, others very beasts, but always looking to surprise it receives. And here's select
normalitos:
-Q
new year find happiness, health, love, money, peace and everything you need. And you can not find find it in Google
"Happy new year ... It is dmasiao k soon but I know so many beautiful people, rich and sexy I begin for the poor, miserable, alcoholic and degenerate like you. (Lol) HAPPY 2008.
"Friends are like the radar of the civil guard, aunke not see them you know there are always ke! Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New Year!"This year do not expect gifts, I'm out drinking with the Magi and the thing has gotten out of hand.
"At this time I wanted to send something funny, cute, sweet, sexy and very very entertaining ... but sorry, I do not get on the screen. HAPPY 2008 !!!!!
-Cubata ours that are in the glass through the mouth opening your step. Satificados are your grades. Come to us your effects. Thy will be done at the bar or in the pub. The fart us every night, give us today. Forgive our blends as we forgive those bottles. Do not let us drink alcohol infinite loop Biter deliver us from Kas. Amen. Merry Christmas and year 2008 !!!!!"I've read your horoscope for 2008: HEALTH
, the stars will smile. MONEY
, the stars will smile. SEX
, the stars are Descojonado.
MERRY CHRISTMAS. "Here's
xq these holidays bring us happiness. I offer a próspedo Dambies pod duevo years. GUE dor Dambies Grindo dengamosss buuchos esitoss ... And buidadiiin gon da garretera, uh, hip buchachossss ... ... ziii Gueben gondusgas not! Hip ... Odra vesss Gringo Borgue ziiii! Annio Geliz! Glub ... another bayantinez ...
-Notice to all people: the simulation of Peace and Love to complete. Keep
shrimp, insults to his brothers and Dissolve. HAPPY 2008
- where are you?, You 've been looking everywhere, it is urgent, you are important! BETHLEHEM KNOW NO NO DONKEY!!
"Hi! I am an alien from a galaxy far lejana.tengo especiales.es powers now I'm becoming this sms and through your eyes I'm putting a finger in the ass. I know you to like it because these sonrriendo, the truth is I'm looking for more ass, so pass this message to your amigos.AH! and stop laughing, which is going to realize! HAPPY 2008
Beasts:
-The Nightclub ......... Happy New Year wishes to their best customers. Signed: Maria, Sandra, Lola, Tanya, and all that work for you. Happy parties.
"At this moment in this country there are people having sex 66000, 15820 are finishing, are beginning 19965, 28819 are in full enjoyment, and there is only one / a Espabila .¡¡¡¡ reading messages !!!!!! Happy New Year.
picoleto virus-I, if you bend over the methodology. I take it for a ugly ass, dwarves and having the phone in their hands. Merry Christmas! and a big hug.
"Never think that right is right, because if you put a finger in the ass is right but not correct.
Happy New Year.
"God is sending a sms to all the holy ... do you get now? ... I do not ... the fucked by whores! Happy New Year!
"The day you were born crying shame the devil saying
Damn! if more ugly than I am! Feliz 2oo8
all!
-night kings If you see that Melchior gets naked in your bed .... explain that what you asked was a VOLVO.
easy-to sex
press 1 press 2 for oral sex anal sex
press 3 To
For hardcore
press 4 press 5 for a 69 pack
For full marks my number.
Happy 2008!
"I wish with all my heart you'll have a happy new year with this encrypted message:
" V7 V770d 3WVdnX "Read the message
GIVING BACK TO THE SCREEN OR CLICK THE PINE AND I read as well.
-Movistar wish you Merry Christmas and gave him a noxe sex. send an sms kon word SEX to 069, put the phone on vibrate mode, metaselo x ass and we'll be calling us.
"In these times of love and solidarity, we must accept homosexuality.
Do as I do, and sends a message to a fag friend.
"Congratulations, Nestle has been selected to take the weight of his penis in chocolate .. you will receive your Lacasitos.
-Care
santa gone crazy! has fucked a deer, a dwarf and q have the phone in hand ... happy holiday!
"If you look in the mirror and see that you have four eggs is not because you're very cool, looks back because surely you are getting your ass.
"I got crabs crossing with fireflies, do not know if you have some use but I now I have the dick like a Christmas tree !!!!!!!!!!
"When I was born I got to choose among a large penis or a great memory ... I can not remember if I've congratulated the parties ... HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
-the police to arrest five members of Al Qaeda, identified as Mohammad
Alagachad Albajar
meted
helmet menead
Alakabad sakad
Alsakan sakudy
Merry Christmas to all.
EDU
"Hi I am, I turned 18 and am in a detox clinic. Fast Money can not buy happiness, Be content to go slowly gaining in 2008
DGT-Data
very worrying, say that 23% of traffic accidents are caused x alcohol consumption. That means the other 77% of accidents are caused x q motherfuckers drink water, juices, soft drinks and other non-drinkers mariconadas.Al parrot !!!!!!!!!! HAPPY 2008!
to look good:
"Let the rain of happiness you get caught with the broken umbrella. soak and splash you all who are around you. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
"This Christmas, just ask k there is a desire, and forget the bad k d this year, good to remember and live by the minute, do not forget to and only k one life to live! Kumple Aprovexa 2008 and all your dreams! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
"This year I have not asked anything to the Kings, because it + km can give important I have it ... YOU ARE!
"For 2008 I wish you the life of a toothbrush: you have a lot of money and someone to brush 3 times a day.
"If your life is to fight, fight. If your life is to want, want. But if your happiness depends on my friend ... consider yourself the luckiest person in the world. HAPPY 2008!
"With a shrimp and mussels, I give you a besukon.Con a barnacle and my friendship, happy with my Karina Navidady worth an egg ..." Happy New Year.
-if not beware: in a bank because Boom in the fridge because you're the milk, on an island because you're a treasure, or just take in my heart. Merry Christmas!
-TE DROPS WISH YOU MUCH LUCK AS RAIN .... MUCH LOVE IS LIKE THE SUN RAYS .... And as much happiness as stars in the sky ....
-man's wealth is its amigos.GRACIAS to be part of my fortuna.Feliz 2008
* the moment that I liked ... .
"For this Christmas Eve, do not wear heels, not a question of which also raise the rabbit ... ! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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